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Ahh Riverside News. My job away from job. A place where i do my best work. The place i sometimes like to call Rivercity News. This is the newsagent to buy all your paper needs. I mean anything. They have it all. All the big papers, and yes they even sell the Courier Mail. While your there you can also pick up the gift for that loved one you need that last minute gift for. They have the biggest range you have ever seen and dont forget to get a card with that. Maybe the best thing though is the confectionary, they have all the best candy bars you could wish for.

Now i'm surprised if you haven't run out already to get all your needs, but wait there is so much more to Riverside News. The most special part of riverside news is the staff and the excellent service you will receive. First off, my peers. These guys are all superstars. First of there is me and as you already know i am the king. I am a triple threat. I clean, AAA service and i can reach the PJ 20's without standing on my tippy toes. Next is Frina. What is there to say. She is charming and she doesn't look a bit over 23. She has so many special talents, to list them would take way to long. I will let you in on one special one. Frina has a knackfor dropping things or just makeing things fall of there ledge. Thats why last year she was awarded the first Breakage Award last year. The last in this crew is Mash. Now i haven;t know this lass for very long but what i do know is she is very kind. She loves to recycle and im trying very hard to teach all i know to make her a better netball player.

Now to management. This is a special group as well. The real brains behind the sales monster that is Riverside News. First up we have Joe. He is a business king. He knows all the peeps you gotta know to make it in this world. To give you an idea he is mates with Tony Wong. But dont read into this to much he is prone to turning into the Hulk, where only the strongest arms can withstand the flicks. I wincing now just thinking about the rage if he reads this. Next up we have Tony, the king of many facets of the newsagent business. To be honest i have never seen a fridge stay so full under his watch. The bottles just seem to never empty, i think out of fear but i dont think anyone will ever be able to figure it out. Now we come to the lynchpin of the business. They say there is a great women behind a sucessful newagent, and Helen is that lady. She has many skills that no one will ever have again in one single person. Helen has the ability to control small animals(louis). I have also never seen a lady multi-task like helen. She can walk from out the back with a hand full of mag returns in one hand, int he other a hand full of spearmint leaves, all this why telling me the number for GPO news for the 10 millionth time. and most amazing she does all this with the smellist poo i have ever seen sitting on her head.

Riverside News is the place to be. The best place to the work i have a feeling i will be there till im 30. Thank you come again.